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The Fat Lady Sang

(We found this picture of your mom singing "Skol Vikings" on Facebook)

The drama and speculation is over. Charlie Weis was officially fired today after five seasons as the Notre Dame head football coach. We've been hard on Ol' Charlie, but we believe that when you're a multimillionaire in a high-profile position at a high-profile school, you deserve to be criticized. The fat jokes were a bit much, but way too obvious not to take the jab.

In reality Charlie Weis is a good man and a die-hard Golden Domer. Even he realized that winning six games and losing to UCONN at home didn't live up to the expectations at Notre Dame. Coach Weis ran a clean program and recruited some great talent, but he couldn't accomplish the most important thing in big-time college football... winning.

The memory of Charlie Weis won't be all bad and he'll most likely just be remembered as #3 on the Bob Davie, Tyrone Willingham failure list. Chuck will also collect an $18 million contract buyout and he'll end up getting hired as an offensive coordinator in the NFL. Our only hope at this point is that Notre Dame gets a legitimate, proven head coach because even though we're not Notre Dame fans, college football is better when they're good.

Farewell Coach Weis. See you in the NFL next year you rich bastard!

 

Studs of Week 12

Brett Favre

 

Father time has yet to catch up with Favre as he continued to dazzle this week completing 32 passes for 392 yards and three touchdowns. Favre is leading the league in quarterback efficiency, and apparently had more juice in his legs than Ted Thompson thought.

Tiger Woods "Seriously Injured" Monday Morning Update

(If Tiger hadn't sold out on Buick the reverse motion indicator on the 2010 Enclave could have spared him a lot of headache on Thanksgiving. Sell out.)

The Tiger Woods car accident saga continued over the weekend with rumors of an affair, a domestic dispute with his wife Elin and repeated refusals to discuss the matter with authorities. Woods again denied the Florida State Highway Patrol on Sunday but delivered this statement via his website:

"As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier this week, and sustained some injuries. I have some cuts, bruising and right now I'm pretty sore. This situation is my fault, and it's obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I'm human and I'm not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn't happen again. This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way.

Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible. The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false. This incident has been stressful and very difficult for Elin, our family and me.

I appreciate all the concern and well wishes that we have received. But, I would also ask for some understanding that my family and I deserve some privacy no matter how intrusive some people can be."

- Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods' employs some of the smartest PR folks in the world and issuing a statement may have provided a temporary pacifier for the media and his fans. But, this statement does not answer the real questions like, "Where the fuck were you going at 2:25 am on Thanksgiving?" and "How did a simple driveway, fender-bender manage to knock you out cold?"

Until Woods answers the tough questions the media-swirl is going to continue. Oh, and as far as privacy is concerned... if you make $1 billion as a result of being famous that's just the cost of doing business. So suck it up bitch!