This red carpet picture was snapped of Sammy Sosa and his struggling-to-be-next-to-him wife, Sonia, at the Latin Grammy's this past weekend. I've always been a fan of the Dominican Republic bred slugger, but I've gotta' ask, what the hell is wrong with Sammy's skin? The crew at TheDailyBore.com have gotta' few suspicions of our own...
1.) He purchased Halo 3 and hasn't been out of his basement since
2.) He's trying to get a part as Robert Pattinson's brother in Twilight 3
3.) Terminal anal cancer perhaps?
Truth is we have no idea why Sammy Sosa has gone all Michael Jackson on us, but we hope it's something that a day at the beach and some UV rays can cure.
Click into the link to see a "before" picture to compare...
(Photos obtained via bigleaguestew.com)
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