They're not as bad as the voicemail, but still...
Tiger: Hey Sexy I can't come out this week. Something came up family wise (July 20, 3:04 p.m.)
Jaimee: That's okay I hope everything is fine ... would have liked to see you
Tiger: We will make it happen
Jaimee: I drove out for the night to surprise a friend with a present for there birthday (July 26, 11: 22 p.m.)
Tiger: what kind of present your naked body
Jaimee: haha no a watch I slept alone Tiger: alone with him that is
Jaimee: haha I wish
Jaimee: miss u (Sept. 27, 6:38 p.m.)
Tiger: now that's hot so who is your new boy toy
Jaimee: no new boy toy ... still running dry... been on 2 real dates in the pat 2 months :(
Tiger: I need you
Jaimee: then get your tight ass over here and visit me! I need u
Tiger: I will wear you out soon
Jaimee: how soon? I got a new piercing
Tiger: really. Where
Jaimee: I just sent u a pic of it ... is on my cheek below my eye ... implanted a little diamond
Tiger: send it again. I didn't pick up on that
Tiger: you just need some attention from me
Tiger: do you have a boy friend (8:45 p.m.)
Jaimee: I don't even have someone I am dating ... no ... u can be my boyfriend ;)
Tiger: then I am
Jaimee: I wish
Tiger: quiet and secretively we will always be together T
iger: when was the last time you got laid
Jaimee: if we hang out on a Sundway we can watch desperate houswives again haha (Sept. 30, 3:38 p.m.)
Tiger: oh god
Jaimee: take a break from watching boring old golf
Jaimee: I mean the amazing sport of golf ;)
Jaimee: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding
Tiger: I know sexy
Jaimee: is it orange county time yet? (Oct. 1, 6:06 p.m.)
Tiger: oh stop :)
Jaimee: hahaha I know ... but you canceled on me last time so the anticipation is killing me ... im finding myself watching sports center ... haha j/k it isn't that bad
Tiger: its never been that bad
Jaimee: very true ... I only watch football
Tiger: Figured you would say that. Big black guys.
Jaimee: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special
Tiger: why do I not believe that?
Tiger: [later, in response to Jaimee's mention of a date who was "full of himself"] you kinda like that for some reason which is weird why you decided on me.
Tiger: having an asian mother and a military father you cannot and will not ever be full of yourself
Jaimee: I have fun with u, you always make me smile and I am not afraid to be myself or say anything to u ... the day I met u I thought u were going to kick me out a few times but for someone reason you didn't and u have told me numerous times I talk to much but slowly as I get to know u iI think your absolutely amazing
Tiger: you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon
Jaimee: Something wrong babe?I was excited to sepnd time with u this week (Oct. 15, 6:40 p.m.)
Tiger: I will you Sunda night. Its the only night in which I am totally free but I have to leave at 530 Monday morning to drive up to the valley for an outing for one of my sponsors. See you at 8 pm on Sunday in newport
Tiger: don't text me back till tomorrow morning. I have to many people around me right now
Tiger: send me something very naughty (Oct. 18, 3:40 p.m.)
Jaimee: some things are worth waiting for lol ... besides im at work
Tiger: go to the bathroom and take it Jaimee: haha ur too much
Jaimee: are u leaving me cause your wife is still in newport :( I am lonely now ... i like falling asleep in your arms (Oct. 18, 11:38 p.m.)
Tiger: sorry baby I just can't sleep. Its just a problem I have.
Tiger: she is not here. They left this morning
Jaimee: well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn't sleep I would have rather sat up and talked to u more ... find out why I keep falling more and more for u ;)
Tiger: Because I'm blasian :)
Tiger: I'm sorry babe. Im already home.
Jaimee: I'm putting my underwear back on ... thats a no no ... come take them off
Tiger: :) you are too funny
Tiger: happy thanksgiving to you (Nov. 26, 11:16 a.m.)
Jaimee: u too love

lol google it losers. its real
Posted by: durkadurka | Friday, December 11, 2009 at 12:50 PM
All of that story is made up.Big lies´Shame to you.
Posted by: Papy Mann | Friday, December 11, 2009 at 12:01 PM
If this stuff wasn't true they would not have posted it. It would be too easy to sue for. Just because it's Tiger doesn't mean that he couldn't do this. Great golfer but he sure made a fool out of a lot of people. With so much involved (endorsements) and people (handlers) controlling his life, he basically had to live a secret life to enjoy himself while portraying a clean image. That's what happens when people baby you. He needs to grow up and learn to speak for himself. Fire all those agents and live your own life. Too bad he had to put his family through this, so selfish. Life has a way of humbling people, if he has any conscious he will learn from this. If you feel the need to play around then don't stay married.
Posted by: Tiger_tales | Friday, December 11, 2009 at 02:49 AM
"Blasian"??? Never heard that before but I love it! That must mean I'm Germtalian!
Posted by: Blue4ever | Friday, December 11, 2009 at 12:30 AM
This is not tiger woods, This is such made up crap. who talks like this? this girl couldnt get money from tool academy so she has to make shit up. its sad enough shes on tool academy now this, go figure.
Posted by: MDTERPS | Thursday, December 10, 2009 at 08:52 PM
Holy shit Tiger! Your boy on the bag should have covered for you on this one. Don't feel too bad, if everyone knew how much all the other pros play around this would be nothing. FYI never test, leave voicemails or e-mail. Just pump and dump!
Posted by: zerohip1971 | Thursday, December 10, 2009 at 06:16 PM
haha outrageous. this girl is gettin paid w/ all this stuff. hit the lotto
Posted by: 614 Native | Thursday, December 10, 2009 at 03:33 PM
Blasian? Hhahaha! What a tool!
Posted by: SpankyWanky | Thursday, December 10, 2009 at 02:53 PM