TheDailyBore.com: Tiger Woods Gets AROUND

Apparently Tiger Woods banged at least 10 women not named Elin Nordegren since the two got married in 2004. If you were Tiger Woods, who would you bang again???

1. Rachel Uchitel- The National Enquirer-outed nightclub executive who denied sleeping with Woods but later admitted it after two other women stepped forward. Has had at least four different facial operations evidenced by her fake-big lips and 24/7 sunglasses. Shockingly, Ms. Uchitel may be the classiest of the bunch.

2. Jamie Grubbs- The San Diego cocktail waitress who gave US Weekly her recording of Woods alleged voice-mail to Grubbs that she remove her name from her phone because his Wife was going to call her. Jamie did a short stint on the television show "Tool Academy" and that explains a lot about who Jamie Grubbs really is (fame-seeking trailer-trash).

3. Kalika Moquin- While linked to Woods by a source to Radar Online and other gossip pubs, Moquin has denied any relationship and not given any additional statements. She's the marketing manager at The Bank Nightclub at Bellagio in Las Vegas. Note to the guys: apparently if you spend enough money at The Bank Kalika will give you more than just great table service. Home-wrecker.

4. Jamie Jungers- The 26-year-old Las Vegas entertainer-for-hire model is the fourth woman who came forward on Saturday. She claimed she was going to tell her story to a British publication, but has yet to do so. "Las Vegas entertainer"? Sorry, we meant to say, "Stripper." And by the looks of this photograph she's not the smartest stripper at the Spearmint Rhino.

5. Mindy Lawton- Of all the women connected to Woods, 34-year-old Mindy Lawton is closest to his home in Orlando, and was said to have worked at a local restaurant called Perkins Diner. They carried on a 14-month affair (starting in 2006 and ending in 2007) which was said to have been documented by the National Enquirer, which never ran the story. Lawton's proximity to Woods gave the World its closest look at the golfer's "off-course" lifestyle, consisting of meet-ups with friends and party girls in VIP areas of places like The Blue Martini in Orlando. Lawton reportedly took their affair seriously, so it is no wonder that she's allowing her story to be told far and wide - she's pissed. Mindy Lawton is a 10 on the "what the fuck was Tiger thinking with this one?" o-meter.

6. Cori Rist- A source told the New York Post that the 31-year-old Upper East-Side dwelling Rist met Woods at a New York Nightclub called "Butter" then flew her to places where he had golfing engagements. You can just tell by this picture that Cori "Big Gums" Rist thinks she's hot shit. The only thing hot about this woman is the drill at her periodontists' office.

7. Holly Sampson - The first, and hopefully for Woods the last porn star to make this list, Holly Sampson was introduced to the British Daily Mail via another unnamed source. Sampson has made 85 movies including Diary of a Horny Housewife. Holly Sampson has not confirmed or denied that she slept with Woods as of this writing.

8. Name by Michael O'Quinn - Michael O'Quinn has said he also represents a woman who allegedly had an affair with Woods, but since O'Quinn has not come forward, that woman has to be "Number 8" because he has said he does not represent any one else.

9 & 10.Fox News claims there's a 9th woman and a 10th woman but has no media partner to confirm that assertion as of this writing. Unlike "Number 8" which can be linked to Michael O'Quinn, there's nothing, not even mention of an unnamed source to justify the introduction of a 9th or 10th woman.