Turns out he was too good to be true. That is definitely Tiger Woods leaving a voicemail and it definitely answers the question of why he was driving away from home at 2:25am on Thanksgiving. The girl he left the voicemail for, Jaimee Grubbs, also claims Tiger left her 300+ text messages. It's never cool to have your dirty laundry aired to the masses, but when you're the world's greatest athlete shit happens. We feel bad for his wife Elin and their two young children, but we don't feel bad for Tiger. Said it once and we'll say it again... if you have $1 billion and you're in perfect health, suck it up, bitch!
(To see a text message conversation with his mistress the cocktail waitress click here.)

lol ya that's true guys... i hear "HoboHobo" and Tiger are good pals, he'd know...
Posted by: cuddleBEAR | Friday, December 11, 2009 at 09:12 PM
If you ever meet Tiger in person, you'll know. This is not Tiger's Voice. I hope the stupid ass who did this voice recording will get sued just like the stupid magazine who faked Ellin nude picture got sued.
Posted by: HoboHobo | Friday, December 11, 2009 at 07:57 PM
Wow..Tiger is a wheenie. If it wasn't for the BILLIONAIRE tag he has, he'd never get any.
As for the women who think he's a dog, that's because your dirty laundry never gets out - 12 women for Tiger is nothing compared to the 100's of dudes they bone for the money.
As for all the backlash he's getting, that's what he gets for putting his extra long putter on the pedestal.
Posted by: HL | Thursday, December 10, 2009 at 06:51 PM
people can record peoples voices all the time this is just some pussy that decided to record his own message with tigers voice anyone can do this
this person is just a fat cock
Posted by: van | Thursday, December 10, 2009 at 06:34 PM
Oh, I'm sure he'll check himself into rehab for "sex addiction" then proceed to play the innocent victim. I thought he was a douche bag before. All this does is reaffirm my opinion.
Posted by: Derek | Thursday, December 10, 2009 at 05:48 PM
damn is this the girl he messed wit.. she freakin hot he would be stupid if he didnt do notin. i think people r makin a big deal about notin everybody knows every pro has cheated at least once how could they not they have money and all these fine ass gold digging ho hos just throw themselves at them..hang in ther tiger in a couple months these no life media bastards will find another story... i hate the media glad im not a pro i would probably set up a meetin with all the media and papazzi in a building and blow them all up haha..get a life u losers
Posted by: GetHerDoneTiger | Thursday, December 10, 2009 at 05:42 PM
Who really cares. Get a life. Every young rich guy has screwed around at least once. He's human and so let him be that. We all make mistakes.
Posted by: dameon | Thursday, December 10, 2009 at 05:13 PM
Why is all the blame piled on Tiger alone. What about the bitch he screwed? She must be attacked too. She is a monster! All in all, women are never going to be trusted ever. Now everyone knows she is a bitch, pussy seller and a punk ass snatcher. Fak her!
Posted by: Why Tiger only< and her too! | Thursday, December 03, 2009 at 07:48 PM
He is off my menu for ever!!!
Posted by: Lex | Thursday, December 03, 2009 at 05:42 PM
i agree w/ kosh, bitches be crazy
Posted by: McFrittles | Thursday, December 03, 2009 at 05:08 PM